Donald vs The Stripper



Water shoots, unwanted green shoots that spring from buds on the vine trunk and divert energy from fruitful shoots on the cordon: they’re a pain in the arse. Every spring we have to rub them off. Bending over 4,800 times keeps you flexible (I keep telling myself).

But now, thanks to The Leader of the Free World, there may be a new way to deal with the problem.