A cowardly attack on our security staff.

It is with sadness we report a vicious and unprovoked attack on a loyal and long-serving member of the Mount Terrible security staff.

The severity of his injuries has so far prevented C P, or Fatty as he is affectionately known, from giving a description of his assailant, who is thought to be small and black with beady yellow eyes.

(Artists’ Impression of the Assailant)